Teaching My Desk Lamp to Read the Room

There's a certain satisfaction in automating something that was never designed to be automated. My SIBRILLE desk lamp is a perfectly nice lamp — 22W, touch controls, remote, adjustable color temperature. But it has one frustrating quirk: every time power is cut and restored, it defaults to off. That…

How I Accidentally Nuked My Home Internet at Midnight

Like any good homelabber, I sometimes get the urge to ā€œjust try somethingā€ late at night. This time, that ā€œsomethingā€ was AdGuard Home, a DNS-level ad blocker and filtering service. My plan was simple: spin up AdGuard in Docker, point pfSense at it, and bask in an ad-free, privacy-respecting LAN.…

Introducing the Snowflake Series: From Foundations to Advanced Engineering

Snowflake has quickly become one of the most popular cloud data platforms — and for good reason. Its separation of storage and compute, pay-as-you-go scalability, and unique features like zero-copy cloning and time travel make it a powerful tool for modern data teams. But for many engineers, the challenge isn’t…

🧱 Reviving a Broken LXC Container

While it's probably not the best thing to admit, I've been neglecting my homelab for some time now. Gotify had been giving me errors for a at least a month and eventually seemed to stop working entirely. So it wasn't a complete surprise when…

Monitoring, Troubleshooting & Best Practices in Azure Synapse

We’ve covered everything from architecture to performance and cost management in Azure Synapse. Now, let’s close out the series with a practical guide to monitoring, troubleshooting, and applying best practices to keep your data warehouse running smoothly. Even the best-designed pipelines need visibility and tuning—this is where…